Dexter

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Deb catches up with him and asks Dex how long he's known about Harry and his CI. He says a couple of weeks. Camilla told him right before she died. He wasn't sure if he should tell her. She assures him that when there's huge mind fuck news like this, he should tell his fucking sister. He apologizes as he gets a text message. He tells her that Rita wants to know if she's bringing Anton to the wedding. No, she isn't. She says that Quinn asked her if she'd go as his date, but, while it would be sad to go stag to her own brother's wedding, going with Quinn would be even more depressing. Dex offers that Quinn seems OK and she agrees -- he's good on paper, like Harry. But, of course, she doesn't know Harry as well as she thought she did. She says that it turns out she's as big a fuck-up as he was. Dex, and I don't think I've ever really seen him act like this, insists that she's not a fuck-up. She's the hardest working person he knows. He says that she's loyal to a fault and, in all of the years that he's known her, she has never let him down. Then, he gets an idea. She should be his best man. She reminds him that Miguel is his best man, but he says that Miguel isn't even a good man. He should have asked her in the first place. "So why didn't you?" she asks. He says he thought the best man was supposed to be a man. Dex, that doesn't sound like you. You don't exactly fit everyone's idea of a serial killer. You shouldn't label. He tells her that he trusts her more than anyone, but she wants to make sure that he's not just doing this because he feels guilty. He asks her again to stand up for him and she replies, "Abso-fucking-lutely." A girl of few words and many syllables.

Deb goes downstairs to archives. The lady working there apparently knows her and asks her where she's been. Too busy with Anton to shoot the shit with her? Word travels fast, but Deb says that it doesn't travel fast enough, for she and Anton are no longer together. "Fuck him, his loss," the lady replies. I like this actress. Deb asks for a favor -- she needs all of the files on her dad's CIs. The lady seems perplexed that Deb would be looking up something on her dad (presumably because he has such a saintly reputation). Deb says that she knows it's a big dig, but she really only needs the female Cis -- probably just the pretty ones. Hey, you already found out that you don't know your dad as well as you thought you did. Might as well just get all of the files. The lady asks Deb if someone has told her something about Harry and one of his CIs. She says it wouldn't be the first time a cop has stepped out on his wife. Deb replies that she knows it's a big request, but the lady cuts her off. Her dad cheated on her mom and she would have cut off his dick if she could have. This actually shocks Deb. More than the violence, I'm just thinking, that means you'd have to touch your dad's dick. Not cool. She says she'll put a rush on Deb's request.

Dexter

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