Colin Hanks (he's wearing a hat and dark glasses, by the way, and Dexter, in case you're taking notes, that's called a "disguise") turns up to Doomsday_Adam's place and introduces himself, and Doomsday_Adam practically has his own personal version of JizzFest when he recognizes Colin Hanks. Colin Hanks asks if he minds if he comes in, as "I'm kind of being hunted," and okay, Colin Hanks, you made me giggle there. Doomsday_Adam then calls in his wife "Beth," who looks just as touched in that special place to see Colin Hanks and explains that Doomsday_Adam has been out of work for a while, which I suppose also explains how he has time to record video comments and post them to unheralded blogs. Beth breathlessly asks if EJO will be joining them, and Colin Hanks, again hilariously, is like "Not today," and although this show is terrible I will at least say I'm enjoying Colin Hanks more now that he's ditched the Tyler Durden projection. He also explains about the false prophet, and then when Beth serves up a plate of crackers and Velveeta and apologizes that it's all they have, since Doomsday_Adam has been out of work for a while, Colin Hanks intones that he understands, and magnanimously adds that sometimes it feels like God has forgotten them. You'll notice, however, that he does not eat the Velveeta. Faith in God only goes so far. Anyway, Colin Hanks asks them to trust and obey, and Doomsday_Adam and his lazy eye tell him they're ready. Colin Hanks replies that that's great, "but I need to know that you're fully committed." This would be the part where he'd normally ask for a donation, but again, he's seen the Velveeta.
Dexter breaks into Holly's place, and I can't deal with Harry much at all here, but I do have to point out that one minute he's asking Dexter if he isn't "putting a lot of eggs in the Holly basket," and the next he's opining that Colin Hanks is "determined to find her wherever she is." I mean, do they have a different writer for every word that comes out of his mouth? Dexter finds an address for her boyfriend and takes off...
...to an expensive villa-looking place. A surly teenaged girl answers, or she's at least as surly as possible while hosting a pool party for a bunch of friends. She's the boyfriend's daughter, and she tells Dexter that her Dad's in Spain or Portugal or something, and that Holly is her dad's "sex-retary" and also a "total slampig." She speculates that Holly might be on her dad's yacht, which is "probably some kind of fuckpad," and sticks up her middle finger as a message for Dexter to give to Holly. While Dexter goes about his business, can I just stay and have a cocktail with this girl?













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