Rita answers the door wearing a sexy little number, and there are lit candles all around. Dexter comes in saying, "I got your text, is everything --" but is cut off with a big, slobbery smooch. Now we're talkin'! Rita pulls away, and Dex finishes: "...Okay?" "Now it is. I just wanted to see you." She was worried that she gave him the wrong idea, ditching their lunch date to be with Paul and the kids. He's cool with it...and quietly plotting her demise! Just kidding. Dexter asks how it went, and Rita replies, "Really well, and scary. For the first time I saw how easy it would be for me to fall back into my old life." "Why's that scary?" "Because, I like my new life!" Rita answers. She's amped to feel so in control of things, a feeling she was never used to with Paul. She smooches Dexter again, and straddles him in full-on make-out mode. "This is a disaster," he VOs. "I chose Rita because she was damaged. If she gets better, I'll lose her for sure." Rita looks him in the eyes intensely, and I think she wants to bone. "I'm ready, Dexter." Yes! Nailed it! She takes off her nightie, and she's extra big-ass naked under there. I'm not complaining, just sayin'. "I want you to spend the night, for real," she says. Dude, awesome! Sex rules! Do it, dude! I think she's into you. Dexter, being Dexter, pushes her away a little, and tells her it's not a good night because he's in the middle of a case and he's way too distracted. Okay, red flag, Rita. Nobody in their right mind would turn you down, sweetie. "Now? But it's so late..." says Rita. "All the more reason to get back to work. I'll call you tomorrow," replies Dex, already covering her up with her nightie and getting up to leave. Rita looks dispirited. Oh, and hot. Really hot. Dexter's fucking crazy. I guess we knew that already. Standing out front now, Dexter VOs, "I can't have sex with Rita. Every time I sleep with a woman, she sees me for what I really am: empty. And then she's gone." That sucks, man. You should probably figure out a way to make that not happen this time.
Episode Report CardMr. Stupidhead: A- | 1314 USERS: B-
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