Dexter
Dexter

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Dying of the Light
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As Dexter examines the poor dead girl's angel costume, DVO gives us a history of people's beliefs about angels, to which I'm going to pay absolutely no attention given that he'd never even heard of the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. Well, okay, I have to pay it a bit of mind given that it sets up the episode theme, but in a shout-out to MCH's Six Feet Under, I'll just tell you that we're going to be focused on Dexter Light And Dark today. Anyway, other than blood, Dexter discovers some glue on the wings he's hopeful will lead somewhere...

...While in that church in which EJO apparently resides, or doesn't, he and Colin Hanks kneel and pray, or rather, he kneels and prays while Colin Hanks kneels and observes blood running down the side of EJO's sweaty face, so I guess he's praying so devoutly that his own blood is flowing down to wash away his sins? Forgive me, haven't been to church in a while. Without opening his eyes, EJO admonishes Colin Hanks to keep his eyes on God, and when Colin Hanks looks at him again the blood is gone. EJO then has Colin Hanks help him to his feet, and eagerly rubs his hands together and tells Colin Hanks it's time to do some hunting, and when Colin Hanks pipes up that he thought they had some time, EJO, apparently just having gotten these orders, notes that Colin Hanks still doesn't hear God. Colin Hanks says he's been fasting and praying for days, and if he's not hallucinating even a little bit after that even I would have to opine that he's doing it wrong. EJO doesn't bother pointing this out; he merely notes that it's a good thing he's around, especially since they have to find the Whore of Babylon. Road trip to Long Island, then?

Dexter gets a report back on the glue and backing and learns that it's a combination used in the restoration of ancient manuscripts. Masuka then raps on his glass and tells Dexter that Deb's called a meeting, but Dexter has to put him off so DVO can intone, "This is no amateur." No amateur...manuscript restorer? I don't even know what he's talking about, seriously.

When Dexter turns up, Deb, apparently sensing that he's late because of pointless VOs, thanks him for joining them before announcing to the crowded room that the dead girl worked at the café at the Miami Cultural Center, which DVO feels the need to inform us is full of ancient artifacts in need of repair. Well, sure, the ancient artifacts in mint condition get to go straight to New York and Paris. Deb tells the group she wants EJO's picture plastered all over the area, and Anderson volunteers to head up that effort.

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