...And speaking of whom, Colin Hanks is calling EJO and lying badly that he doesn't feel well, so he's just going to go home. EJO, whom you'll remember was a college professor and as such quite wise to the excuses of young men, tells Colin Hanks that Jonah tried to run from God. "He didn't get too far." If Colin Hanks wasn't actually sick before, it looks like he is now. God, I just know that whatever reveal is coming about EJO, it's going to make no sense at all. And this is coming from someone who loves everything about Fight Club.

Dexter is once again waiting outside Colin Hanks's house, and from Colin Hanks's reaction he looks surprised to see his car there, even though Dexter had said he could pick it up at the museum, so you'd think he would have done that last night. Oy. Oh, and then Mos Def opens up his garage to find, presumably, one of those gang members he referenced, who shoots him three times in the torso. Good thing he wore a white shirt so we could see all the blood clearly. Mos Def, you'd better not die! Not that you'll hear about it from me -- Jeff Long will be back next week. Thanks for reading!

John Ramos is a writer and film producer living in Los Angeles. Believe it or not, he's worked with Michael C. Hall, as well as Lucy Liu and Peter Fonda, on his film "East Fifth Bliss," which will be in theaters in March 2012 and about which you can get information here.