Dexter

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Jeff Long: B | 1668 USERS: B-
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Dexter wakes Jordan with a slap. He's tied to a bed. He tells Lumen that she should be the one to kill Jordan. Jordan laughs about their use of etiquette. He says that he's been transformed from just being Eugene, but also he says that Dexter and Lumen have been transformed as well. She covers his mouth and tells him that he doesn't get to use her name. He has the nerve (and stupidity maybe -- why taunt people when you're restrained and they're holding giant shiny knives?) to tell Lumen that she would have never had it in her, if it hadn't been for him. He says that she should thank him and the last time she was here, she was cowering and crying. Cue giant shiny knife in his chest. She says that's for everyone he hurt, including Emily. She asks his dead body if he's listening to her. She apologizes to Dexter for not doing it the way he usually does. Dexter says that Jordan was right about there not being a polite way to kill someone.

OK, so here's Deb. She's just arrived at the camp. As Lumen and Dexter are getting ready to clean up, she walks through the cabin with gun drawn. She finds Jordan's dead body and sees two figures behind plastic. She tells them to stop and drop what they are holding. Then, she pauses. She says that she knows who they are. She knows that she's the 13th girl and she knows what they did to her. She says that it's a miracle she survived. And, she knows that the helper (Dex) knows that it's a miracle too. Then, for some reason, Lumen makes some weird move and Deb shoots into the plastic. That's right, folks, she said don't fucking move earlier. So, don't fucking move. She says that maybe it's right that some people deserve to die, but she's a cop and she doesn't make that decision. So, she's going to call in the scene, but she advises them to be gone by the time the cops arrive. Amazing. And, Stiles just walked away with the Golden Globe nomination. Are these people watching the fucking shows? Don't answer that.

That night, at the station, Deb visits Quinn in jail. She says that she won't judge him, even though he hasn't told her what's up. She says she can't judge and he asks her what happened. She says she doesn't understand. She says that she will be there for him no matter what happens. Dexter stuff included?

Dexter

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