Dexter

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Mr. Stupidhead: A | 1834 USERS: B-
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Dex 'n' Doakes 'n' Doakes 'n' Dex, Partez-Two?

Oh, great. LMPMT is at the station. Dexter spots her, and immediately turns around before she spots him. "There's a complication I don't need." I guarantee she's gonna fuck some shit up before this season's done. Man oh man. Angel spots Lila, and walks up behind her, saying, "Hey, baby. What brings you back?" "I have two more walls at home, waiting for your expertise as a painter," she says absently, looking around for any sign of Dexter. Dude, what's she up to? What is she going to do to poor Angel? She gives me the willies. Angel explains that there's nothing he'd like to do more, but he's picking up his daughter in an hour: "We're meeting Dexter and Rita at the beach." Dammit, Angel. Don't tell her that! "You know, I have a friend at Miami Art Museum who teaches an incredible children's class," she says. "You can bring the whole gang, if you like!" "You mind if I take a rain check?" he says. "You know, with your history with Dexter, it might be a little awkward. He's trying to work things out with Rita." "Oh, is he, now?" she says with an empty smile, and quickly, she's on her way out, telling Angel to have a great day and to "watch out for those sand fleas." Nutbar! Just sayin'! Don't do it, Angel. Fucking settle that! "Damn, she'd better be worth it," he says to himself once she's gone. Angel, no! Bad Angel! She's totally not. Oh, boy.

Dexter's back at the cabin, again. I'm sorry, but isn't the drive from Miami to the Everglades, like, two hours? This is getting silly. Just kill him, Dexter! ...Actually, no, don't. I like Doakes's character, and I hope he doesn't die.

Dexter

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