Dexter

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Jeff Long: B | 1673 USERS: B-
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Ramon exits the elevator. He asks mildly where Maria is. After he walks away, Dex says they now know who the sheriffs department sent to look into their files. Deb says that Ramon is wound too tightly -- which, frankly, is a lot coming from her.Ramon says "They keep getting younger" when he enters Maria's office, in reference to Wendell. She explains that he worked for Freebo. He doesn't really respond, which is irritating because it's proof that Homicide is still following leads trying to solve Oscar's murder. Maria is surprised the sheriff's department sent him as liaison, seeing as he's bat shit crazy and all that. He says he's not there to make friends, he's doing his job. Well, if doing his job means definitely not making friends, he's off to a good start. She says she has known him his whole adult life, so cut the crap. She knows he's insinuating himself into Oscar's murder case. She says she could go over his head and have him removed, but she won't. However, if the cases aren't connected, she will stop cooperating.

Dex is shopping for golf clubs. We see Ethan. Dex VO's that after the 1st woman's money ran out, he wasted no time getting a new wife and killing her. Dex strikes up conversation and finds out that Ethan is going on Caribbean cruise. He's remarkably open with strangers for a killer. I'd imagine secrecy would be a key to getting away with stuff, but what do I know -- I've never killed anyone. I swear. Ethan says you can cut corners and get a diving certificate in Biminey in one day. Dex says he could get there in one day on his boat. Maybe he'll take his wife and get her off his back. Ethan replies while looking at some babes in the store that you'll have more fun if you don't. Dex VO's, "I'm sure I will." I wish he'd just kill him in the store. This is taking too much time.

Angel sees Deb in the hall and tells her that Wendell's mom has been reached. She's being brought upstairs. "Baby fucking Jesus!" she exclaims. Angel reminds her that he's Catholic. Yeah, I think they're OK with the whole whoremongering thing. She says she's sorry, then she asks him if he knows the word "bumkis?" "I think its bupkis." "Shit."

Dexter

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