Dexter

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Jeff Long: B | 1661 USERS: B-
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At the station, Ramon shows picture of the latest skinning victim's ex-boyfriend. They would like to talk to him. He also wants to talk to previous witnesses. Deb says "Like we didn't get it right the first time?" Ramon says that cases evolve and he means no disrespect. He is acting remarkably calm. I guess he spent some time in Betty Ford. Quinn says it's a lot of disrespect. First he insults their police work, now he insults one of the most dedicated officers he's ever worked with. He's such a put-on. Ramon says they're looking for the same thing -- even though they are two different cases. Vince says that the cases are not related. Someone dug a tattoo out of the latest victim. And it was post mortem, which makes it a different killer. It's in the county medical examiner's report. Angel and Deb ask to see it. Ramon asks if they're taking it seriously and Angel says, "In a heartbeat" -- he's their lead forensics investigator and there's no one better. Vince gives Deb and Angel some sweet looks. Deb asks if Ramon knows how many times Vince has been published. Ramon says all of the victims were strangled and Vince points out that this new victim was actually smothered, which is not opinion but science, which is a "cold hard bitch with a 14-inch strap-on." Deb says, "He's back." Angel says they're through. Ramon says Maria wouldn't agree, but Angel persists and says he doesn't know her as well as he thinks he does. Slam. Ramon walks out. Vince smiles and nods at Deb and Angel. He's happy again!

Dex on the beach. We see Ethan getting phone numbers and flirting. Dexter VO's that he had pre-nups, so he killed the wives to get all of the money. Harry is there, beside him. He says that Ethan chose to be rich instead of married. Harry says he chose to stay married to Doris, even after -- Dex finishes "you cheated on her?" Harry says they're not different from each other. He's here while Rita's at home. He's cheating on her. Dex says he'll make time for his Dark Passenger as well as Rita. Harry says he'll have to decide who his wife is and who his mistress is. There's a woman telling Harry that he missed a spot with the lotion. She says hi to Dex, it's his mom. D'oh. Dexter hears a boarding call.

Syl and Rita are looking at a house. Rita likes this one. She asks if she can use the potty. She looks uncomfortable.

Dex is boarding a sea taxi and holding golf clubs. The last sea taxi leaves the ship that he's going to at 10:45 that evening. Dex says both of them will be off the ship at that time.

Dexter

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