Dexter

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Mr. Stupidhead: A- | 1653 USERS: B-
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"Dex, As A Dark Shadow, Beckons His Prey."

Deb storms into the office and announces that Mathstor is on his way up with "that FBI guy. He's got a fuckin' entourage." Everyone in the room sits up expectantly, and Mathstor walks in as Agent Lundy (played by Keith Carradine) struts past with his crew. "So this is the man that stands between me and death row," Dex VOs. Mathstor tells everyone to be in the briefing room in two minutes for Show And Tell.

"All right," Mathstor begins, "the Bay Harbor Butcher case is now a Miami Metro case, and it is shaping up to be the biggest one in our history, now with fourteen confirmed. The FBI has sent over their top man, Special Agent Frank Lundy, to help solve this crime." He goes on to express that he wants the agencies to play nicely together "for the public good." He then introduces Lundy, who starts right in: "Hello, everyone. There is no such thing as the perfect crime, not in my experience, anyway. With your help, and the mistakes this person has made and will eventually make, we'll find whoever did this awful thing." Dexter looks sick. "I need everyone in every department up to speed on what we are doing while I review your files, and put our task force together." LaGuerta looks at Doakes to reinforce her hopes for his presence on said task force. "Let's get a jump start on the Bay Harbor Butcher, a moniker which, by the way, repulses me." "Well, we have something in common," VOs Dex as he looks on. Lundy projects a picture of a hacked-up torso and some other appendages, and says, "Initial reports had these parts as coming from one body." "Actually, it's two," VOs Dex. "Actually, it's two," says Lundy as though he read Dex's mind. Dexter squirms a bit. Lundy goes on to dispel the notion that these are the ITK's bodies, because of the "gender, exsanguination, and specific methods of dissection." "Not to mention my guys deserved it," VOs Dexter. A slide of Brian comes up when Lundy mentions the ITK, and Deb looks ill. Dex hallucinates the picture coming alive, and Brian says, "Miss me, brother?" "I can't afford to lose it like this," Dex VOs, "not with Special Agent Rock Star on my case. I need to clear the decks, and my head." Or "clear the Dex," know what I mean? ["Boo." -- Sars] Oh, shut up. ["You shut up." -- Sars] Dexter walks briskly out of the briefing room and to his lab, where he puts Chino's mugshot back on the screen. "I'm coming for you tonight, Little Chino, and this time there won't be any screw-ups."

Dexter

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