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Five Weeks Later...

The Organ Donor - We jump ahead to the fallout from the shooting at Patrick's inauguration. Someone's dead, someone's in a coma, and one Darling even has "amnesia." There's other fallout, too, as Lisa decides to take Nick to court in their divorce to get full custody of Kiki.

Oh, Shoot!

The Plan - Ellen’s brother, Chase, returns with the same issues as before: wanting justice. And then he completely goes out of character and becomes a vengeance-seeking homicidal maniac. It’s not good. Fortunately, a couple decent storylines -- involving Brian and Patrick, of course -- show up in this episode to keep us interested.

What Wedding

The Summer House - The title of this show used to be ironic, in that it managed to find the poignant, meaningful stuff behind these outwardly vapid characters. Not anymore. This season, vapid is the new meaningful, convoluted is the new sleek, and stupid is the new smart.

Just When You Think It Can't Get Any Worse...

The Injured Party - ...It does. Nick halfheartedly chooses Lisa, but then loses her. Lisa gets in a girl fight with Karen. Karen continues her ridiculous relationship with Simon. Simon is some sort of kidnapper, holding Nola's brother hostage. Nola gets Patrick to do whatever she wants and then he thanks her for it. Tripp falls in love with a 20-something named Wrenn whom Letitia hits with her car. And then Nick and Wrenn totally kiss. It's totally unexpected. But not in a good way.

The Players Get Played

The Verdict - Jeremy gets his mom's charges dropped, Nick gets Tripp to take everything (her shares, her inheritance) away from Karen, Brian finds out Andrea has known she's had cancer for a year, and Simon's working with Nola although it's not exactly clear just what they're after.

Stupid Is as Karen Does

The Silence - First, Karen is a moron. Also, everyone is telling everyone else's secrets this week, and the only "silence" we end up with is from a character we've never seen before and will probably never see again. And, because it cannot be said enough, Karen is a moron.

Everyone Has the Weepies

The Star Witness - Nick's weepy because his mom left him 30 years ago, Brian's sad because his son's in Brazil, Letitia wishes Nick knew she's always loved him, Patrick misses Carmelita and hates lying, Karen and Lisa both realize they've lost the Nick they loved, and Jeremy and Nola hang out with the actual Weepies.

Don’t, Tripp!

The Family Lawyer - Karen’s in love, and Jeremy might be too. But the objects of their affection are out to screw the family in one way or another. Patrick delivers a touching eulogy, but it’s to Carmelita. Nick and Brian have brotherly bonding time in jail. And Tripp turns out to be the villain of the story.

Family Lies

The Birthday Present - The Darlings throw a party for Nick, at which everyone is awkward and uncomfortable with each other. They give him a boat. Then we flash back and learn why everyone is awkward. Unfortunately, we also re-learn everything we learned last year.

Dirty Sexy Money Soaps Up

The Peter Krause Interview - Dirty Sexy Money star Peter Krause dangles the secrets of the new (dirtier, sexier) season.

Sexy Dirty Sayings: Your Favorite Lines From the Show

Spoilers: Will there be some sort of scandal?

1-1: "Pilot" 2007.09.26

Ratings & Scheduling: Dirty Sexy Numbers

Dirty Sexy Media

The Dirty Sexy Money Survival Game

Glenn Fitzgerald as Rev. Brian Darling: Unholy Roller

1-9: "The Watch" 2007.11.28

1-4: "The Chiavennasca" 2007.10.17

1-10: "The Nutcracker" 2007.12.05