MONDO EXTRAS
Dirtier Sexier...Money-er?
Outside, Nick gives the doorman a description of Lisa and asks if she passed by, but Brian comes out and accosts Nick, wanting to know what happened at Maple Grove. Nick says he can't deal with this right now, so Brian is like, "But you can show up like you belong?" And he pronounces that last word "belonk," which means he has the dubious distinction of winning this edition of The Shiri Appleby Memorial Award. Yes, I know she's not dead, but she's dead to me, which is all that matters. Nick heatedly tells Brian that if he's willing to give the kid the precious Darling name, he'll be allowed into Maple Grove. "If not, the little bastard's outta luck!" Heh. All the extras are horrified, and since they're not allowed to talk, it would have been a good idea to give them monocles to drop. Nick starts to walk toward the camera in a shot that's more reminiscent of Nate Fisher than any I've seen, but Brian makes some derogatory (and retreading) comments about Dutch, prompting Nick to come at him. Instead of answering the challenge, Brian turns tail and runs inside, a choice I thought was hilarious. Nick catches him and tackles him, though, and twists his ear as he yells for him not to talk about his dad that way. Tripp comes striding out, flanked by Jeremy, but before too many recriminations are made, Karen appears at the top of the stairs and shrieks for them to get a doctor. So...no one noticed Juliet wasn't at the party this whole time? Wouldn't the lower noise level have clued people in? From above, we see the four men rush off...













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