Fitch ignores her, pleading with Anne, terrified: "Let me try again, it was the lights and everything, I couldn't think! " Anne points out that cutie Broff was technically the Weakest Link for the round, but that it's the votes that count, and Fitch starts to beg, even calling out for God. Rose just stares, Rodrick looks away, Broff sobs silently into his voting board ("Rose"). "Fitch: you are the weakest link. Goodbye!" Anne's mouth opens and a gun comes out, and a bolt of yellow light strikes Fitch, who vanishes. Just like on the regular show!
Rose freaks out and asks Rodrick what's going on. "She was the weakest link," he says. "She gets disintegrated. Blasted into atoms." Rose chokes on that, and Rodrick rolls his eyes. He is so not your friend, girl. Rose wigs. "But I voted for her. Oh, my God. This is sick." Her voice echoes. Everybody stares. Rose's voice heads into delirium territory: "All of ya, you're just sick! I'm not playing this --" But Broff totally upstages her, set off by her protests, and screams and goes running. The cute one always gets it on that show. Anne: "You are the weakest link. Goodbye." So long, Broff. Rose stares, grossed out to the max, and Rodrick shuffles around a bit. "Don't try to escape," he perhaps needlessly advises her. "It's play or die." I remember I was sitting on my couch this one summer and Amie came into the house all abuzz about this new show called Survivor about people who were left on a deserted island to die, and the last person to survive would win a million bucks. I was just out of college and going through my whole Baader-Meinhof period and I was like, "Sounds like good TV." We later learned our information was a bit lacking.