Reach Out And Touch Crazy
Later, Steve's at Jude's place, looking at himself in the mirror, as she threatens to kill him for disappearing: "Do you remember that night? Been thinking about it ever since...can't be much of a kiss! Made me feel great, that did." Steve picks up a cigarette, consuming, and she complains that he doesn't even smoke. He makes a terrible face, and she takes the cigarette back: "We were outside, do you remember? And I was drunk, okay, and then I went back in..." Steve does remember. Then what? Took a bus to Leeds, walked out onto the moors. And Frank's deal about how he was saying all kinds of bollocks, when they found him, "...but that's just like hypothermia, right?" And he serves Jude up one steaming Hot-Crossed Eccleston Surprise -- the smile that means you're screwed so very very bad.
Steve acts all hot and towels off as Jude scrape-scrapes some kind of English margarine onto some sad toast. He tells her how, at the beginning of things, he was eating pork pies, but by the last week, he was eating moss. (No honey and grasshoppers? That's so much cooler.) Jude: "And you didn't think, 'Whoa, I'm going mad on the moors! Eating pork pies! I've gone mental!'" Steve says he kind of thought about it, but once the heavy stuff started, he knew he wasn't crazy: "Outside that club, that was it. None of that. Just..." Snap. "None of that Heavenly Father with the booming voice bollocks. I just knew. Revelation." Jude's like, "Fantastic; now, about getting you an MRI...?" He protests that he's fine, but...he protests, and she levels. She just fucking says it: "You were never the full shillings, Steve, but now you're off your -- how shall I say it? -- off your bleeding head." Oh, and they curse in this movie, too!