You Are Not Alone
Right because they're building a tower to make more Daleks, like Jenny Hoff down the road with some chav and ending up in the Estate down the road with six babies in Year Eleven and I axed her why they had the pig people in, right, why do they have the pig people in, just axing a question, and she doesn't know nothing, does she? I was at the Topshop with Lise and we spotted Lily Allen beating up some chav girl and almost got into it but we were late. And then -- this is mental, man -- straightaway some slapper in love with a pig man dancing with roses and drinking ciders up at the Statue of Liberty, right up at the Statue of Liberty, innit. From France. And up in the sky there you've got lightning and the real genuine article New York 1930 like some kind of movie with Ewan MacGregor who I saw walking down the high street with a baguette and a trombone, ask Lisa if you don't believe me, and then they turn the man into a Dalek but with some shite on his head like a bag of cat's wieners wiggling. All right? And then the Doctor's DNA, right, in the whole new race of pig alien Dalek people and then they all died, and the man had nothing to say about it, but then, right, then the other Daleks turn on him because my mate from old Greece, right, where chips come from? And he said that Diagoras was a famous atheist right like they don't believe in Christmas or the Doctor, right, he told everybody the secrets of all the Greek religions, destroyed them by sharing them and trying to teach them freedom but they just thought he was David Icke on a pogo stick so they killed him for axing questions just like this Dalek mate with the face, and then the Doctor said buggery Dalek Caan will probably come back next year but am I bothered? Am I bothered, though? You got Daleks and pig people and homeless Benetton tramps underground, and a stupid-looking Dalek-head man and you got him saying things like Time Lord DNA gives you a sense of freedom and Dalek Sek could have led them out of the darkness, and so are you disrespecting me? Are you calling me stupid? Are you disrespecting my family, though? Are you calling my mum a pig person with tusks? Are you saying she smells like the Manhattan sewers? Are you calling my dad a homeless wino? Are you saying he dresses up like the Statue of Liberty? Are you calling me a pig person? Are you looking at my face? Right, are you looking at my face? Do you see tusks? Do I look bothered? Look at my face, am I bothered? Am I bothered, though? Is any part of it bothered? Face, pig people, bothered, Daleks, David Icke, electrics, DNA, Diagoras, Daleks, bothered? Am I bothered, though?