MONDO EXTRAS

This Show's Lucky To Be Alive

by Couch Baron August 13, 2009 4:51 PM
<i>Dollhouse</I>: Epitaph One

Back in the shower area (see what I mean?), Zone unceremoniously shoots Dumbshow Dad in the back. Once he's collapsed face down, though, Zone seems to focus in on something...

...while Mag is unsuccessfully trying to find a record of Caroline in the chair's data bank. Whiskey tells her something's supposed to go in the chair, but she doesn't remember what just yet. Zone then returns, and Iris asks where her dad is. Zone: "Dead." Funny and mean does have its ugly side. He and Mag pump in another memory...

...of Sierra (about time, girl) and Victor. Sierra has her Aussie accent back, and has apparently been using Caroline's cure to restore her identity, with the same attendant awful headaches. She then bitches about "Juliet" having had "another one of her dreams" the night before, because said dreams apparently all give the Dollhouse denizens hope that they'll escape a horrible fate, which Sierra at this point thinks is unrealistic. She wonders if she should just go up to the surface, but Victor, who I'm guessing is also back to his original self, warns that now that the tech is wireless, people are stealing bodies left and right. "You don't want to end up like November." Yes, not getting your contract picked up is a horrible fate indeed. Sierra moves in close to him, but he asks her to stop, and she eye-rollingly lets us know "that's over with now." My eloquent response to that news is this: Lame! Victor then notices that Sierra's bleeding, and she lets us know it's compliments of her new "birthmark," which reveals that her real name is "Priya Tsetsang," and adds that now she'll always know who she is. Well, only if she can read backwards. Victor then informs her that he's hidden copies of all their original personalities behind a false panel in the wall. "Even Caroline." I ask myself if it's realistic that Caroline would be highlighted in every single conversation ever had on this show, and then laugh heartily at my own silliness.

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