Roxie thanks Darryl for his help. He offers to spend the night, and she turns him down in an amused kind of way. But as he turns to leave, she grabs him for a big kiss. Then she smacks him across the face. Then she kisses him. Then she smacks him again. I think she's sending mixed messages, but she manages to get him out the door without him following her up to bed.

Raymond's in a hospital bed. Kat starts to pour out her heart, but he feels that she did this to him. Good eye, Raymond! Kat wants a divorce, and Raymond is on board with that. But he wants the kids, so it's going to be war. Yes, war between the drunk ex-wick-manufacturer and the fulltime nurse. And I don't think "She hit me with lightning, your honor!" is going to go as far as he might hope.

Joanna's in Clyde's office. She makes him admit that it's not a tight squeeze, and that he only brushes against her because he likes boobs. Then she makes him give her a raise and all the money in his wallet. I think she's crossing a line here. And if she isn't, then when Will comes in and she makes him have a crush on her and kiss her, that just seems inappropriate. She breaks away, but it's kind of late.

Roxie's place. Chad has fixed her cabinet and made a roast chicken. He's trying to convince her that he's helpful for more than just bedroom duty. She kisses him, but we don't learn whether he'll be staying for dinner.

Darryl stops by the hospital to look fondly at Bun. Well, it's sort of fondly. Kat sees him and he offers up his lawyer for the divorce proceedings. He wants to take care of her.

Roxie is being threatened by a guy with a knife! No, it's a dream. Joanna assures her over the phone that surely this dream isn't a psychic vision. Then that same guy walks through the door! And Joanna is stopped by Penny, who has information about Darryl. Apparently he isn't who he says he is! Did anyone think he was?

Well, there you go. I will bet you a million billion dollars that this show was pitched as "Desperate Housewives meets Charmed". So how come Darryl is the only part I actually enjoyed?

If Monty gets around to rewatching the movie version of The Witches of Eastwick, he will mention it on Monty on Movies. You can email Monty at montykins@gmail.com if that's your idea of a good time.