That evening, Ed's alone in the bowling alley, closing up shop, when Molly walks in. She has brought him something. Judging from the package, my guess is...it's a suit. Sure enough...it's a suit. She calls it her little pound of flesh. Ed apologizes for telling her to quit feeling sorry for herself, and she tells Ed to please not turn into a wuss now. Ed tries on the suit and it's way too big for him. Molly says she had no idea Ed was such a tiny man. Ed tells her not to worry -- he'll just have Ron take it in for him. This infuriates Molly, who tries to attack Ed. They wrestle up and down the lanes. Lots of blood is spilled, clumps of hair are everywhere, knees are finding new homes in opposite crotches...etc. The episode ends.
I'm left with a big ol' stinking feeling of "eh." This episode didn't do much for me except give me a real sour taste in my mouth over Molly. It's little wonder she's without a boyfriend; she probably has a long list of guys she's nagged to death. Next week's episode looks good, though: the Halloween episode! Kenny and Shirley as Sonny and Cher...man, there's gonna be some hot monkey lovin' next week fo' sho'!
Oh yeah...the Tootsie Pop. Sorry, kid, I ran out of those a half hour ago. You need to look into a speed-reading course or something.
...Jackass.













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