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Revenge Of The Nerd-Haters

Back in Dr. Jerome's office, Mike comes in and says they have to talk. Jerome says, "Just the man I was looking for!" He calls out for Wendy, who brings Mike a box of popcorn and giggles as she walks away. Mike's confused and Dr. Jerome says that he's got a great show to watch. Three little kids walk into the room dressed as adults and complaining of stomach pains. "Dr. Burton" walks into the room with a prosthetic forehead plastered on his face, because Mike's head is 75\% forehead. "Dr. Burton" says he'll check out their stomachs then places his stethoscope on the first kid's ear. The kid tells the young doctor that he's rooting around in his ear, not his stomach. "Dr. Burton" then turns to Mike and says, "Oh yeah, I forgot. That's because I'm a big lunkhead who got his diploma out of a box of Fruit Loops." The kids all have a laugh at Mike's expense, and they all leave the room with a cackling Dr. Jerome. Mike looks dejected and says he doesn't even like Fruit Loops.

Back in court, the prosecutor is asking Carol what kind of student Clark has become. Carol gushes all over the courtroom, trying to worm every single positive superlative into the deposition. She's asked if she thinks Coach Kerwin's grading system is fair and she says no. Ed is asked if he'd like to cross-examine her and he says no. Just as quickly, he turns around and says yes, and slowly walks over to the stand where the sexual tension is thicker than a New York phone book. Ed asks Carol if she's ever socialized with the Coach. She says no. Does she intend to spend time with him in the future? No, not really. So you don't know him very well, do you Ms. Vessey? No, she doesn't. So how can she say he's jealous of Clark? She can just tell. And that's enough to testify against this man in a court of law...that she can "just tell" what kind of coach he is? Carol tries to defend herself by saying that Coach Kerwin is one of those discriminating gym teachers that favors the jocks over the geeks because they're different than him. Yet...as Ed points out...Carol is discriminating against Coach Kerwin because he's different from her. Carol looks dejected, somebody hollers "objection!" and Ed announces he has nothing further. He slumps back into his chair and kisses his one-way ticket to the Vessey Valley of Ass-Humpin' Love goodbye.

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