Back at the bowling alley, Shazam has had about enough of Phil's rigorous and fairly spotty training. It's time for the student to take on the master as Shazam challenges Phil with a bet that Phil can't even bowl. Phil acts offended and says of course he can bowl. Ed chimes in that he's never once seen Phil roll a ball. Phil takes this slap in the face as a challenge and goes to get his bowling ball...The Philinator. He takes his stance, becomes one with the ball, tosses it down the alley, and gets six pins. Shazam walks away in disgust while Phil chases after him explaining that those six pins were 60\% of the pins in the alley, and had this been a presidential election, he would have won by a landslide.

Carol walks into the alley and announces to Ed that she's leaving. Ed says that's okay, she can leave if she wants -- just don't run away. Ed then explains that he ran away from New York for all the wrong reasons: he ran away from his problems. He encourages Carol to not do the same thing. Plus, he informs Carol, she cannot live without him. Carol scoffs at the remark, but you know deep down, she has a fever for the flavor of Ed.

That night, Ed calls his troops together to help him organize the Festival of Ducks. Everyone agrees to help him. The next day, Phil's in the town square handing out flyers for the festival. He tells a little kid that Joe Pokemon, the guy that invented that Pokemon crap, will be there. He tells a priest just to substitute the word "ducks" on the flyer with the word "Jesus."

Molly and Carol are shown walking through the town. With all the walking Molly does, you'd think she'd be as slender as Carol but, sadly, that's not the case. Carol's babbling about how she has to leave when Molly loses it. Molly lambastes Carol for running away from Nick. Well, Nick is a jerk, his books suck, he thinks he's Ernest Hemmingway when he's not even Ernest Borgnine, he treated her like crap for seven years, and now she's running away. Carol, frightened that Molly might burst a blood vessel, seems to agree with her.