That night, Ed calls his troops together to help him organize the Festival of Ducks. Everyone agrees to help him. The next day, Phil's in the town square handing out flyers for the festival. He tells a little kid that Joe Pokemon, the guy that invented that Pokemon crap, will be there. He tells a priest just to substitute the word "ducks" on the flyer with the word "Jesus."
Molly and Carol are shown walking through the town. With all the walking Molly does, you'd think she'd be as slender as Carol but, sadly, that's not the case. Carol's babbling about how she has to leave when Molly loses it. Molly lambastes Carol for running away from Nick. Well, Nick is a jerk, his books suck, he thinks he's Ernest Hemmingway when he's not even Ernest Borgnine, he treated her like crap for seven years, and now she's running away. Carol, frightened that Molly might burst a blood vessel, seems to agree with her.
That evening at the Stuckey Bowl, the Festival of Ducks is taking place. For a festival that was one day in the making, there's a ton of duck crap to be found. Duck hats, plastic ducks, duck games...everything's ducky in Stuckeyville. On the main stage, Kevin Schwartz (aka Shazam) is announced as Stuckeyville's resident bowling champ. Kevin takes the stage, followed by Phil who grabs the trophy and hoists it in the air as if it were his own. Then the history of the Festival of Ducks is announced over the loudspeakers. It all started when Jack Stuckey, founder of Stuckeyville, fell into a pond and a family of ducks pushed him back to the shore and saved his life. At that point Ed, in a full-fledged duck suit, comes bounding onto the stage followed by several ducks. Ed announces, "Quack quack," followed by, "That's all I've got folks...beer's over there!!" And everyone celebrates, including Judy who has had her heart sufficiently warmed by the proceedings. Judy decides to give Stuckeyville four stars and asks Ed if all this was for her benefit. Ed says no, he did it for Stuckeyville.
The mayor presents Ed with his portrait. It's Ed's head on a naked muscleman's body. Ed's mortified but accepts the gift graciously. He informs the mayor that they'll be getting four stars in the Guide to Small Town USA. The mayor asks if it would kill Judy to give them five stars. She never answers.
At the end of the festival, Ed and his cronies are cleaning up the mess when Carol shows up with a slew of suzeechios that she had been hording in her freezer. Carol announces that she is postponing her travel plans but not because she can't live without Ed. "This is me resisting you," Carol says playfully. "You're just dying to climb in here with me, aren't you?" Ed says slyly, speaking of his chicken suit. Molly gets the last word as she says, "Keep this up and you'll be hanging in the window of a Chinese restaurant." The shot fades to black as we see an old man with a trail of ducks walking behind him.