Back at the Frat House, Warren and Granny are getting hotter and heavier than MegaMark after a marathon run. Warren starts unbuttoning his shirt and gets caught up on the buttons on his sleeves. "What? Are these made of titanium?" he squeaks. Granny gets the buttons unbuttoned and then removes her shirt. Warren makes a sound like a walrus missing the Final Jeopardy! question and losing everything. They continue making out when Granny stops. "I can't do this," she says. The sound that Warren made here was priceless. It was supposed to come out "Huh?" but it sounded like a duck saying "Huh?" Granny explains that she and her friends play this little game where they get points for doing stupid stuff. One of those things is sleeping with a virgin, which is 1,000 points. Warren, desperate to save face, squeals, "But I'm not a virgin!" Granny says she can't do this because it's just so wrong. Warren thinks about it for a second and then tells her that she will win this contest, and by God, he's going to help her win it. She is free to hump his brains out. He keeps telling her to go for the gold, but she says she can't. Warren reminds her that if she quits now, she'll quit for the rest of her life and always be known as a quitter and he can't let that happen to her. She puts her shirt back on and tells him goodbye. Warren asks her to please...not... go...out... that...and she walks out the door as he finishes, "door." He thinks for a second and runs out into the hallway. "Do any of your friends need 1,000 points?" he hollers.
Over at Strikes, Ed gets to the front door, which is locked, and finds a note from the advertising guy that says he was there at nine and maybe Lloyd would like to reschedule the meeting sometime in the future. This infuriates Ed, who begins thumping the note, trying to keep his anger in check. In Ed's office, he's still thumping that note as Lloyd walks in. Ed asks him what time it is, and Lloyd has no idea. It's noon. Lloyd says he overslept because he was so wound up over the success of the opening night that he laid awake and fantasized about being known as Mr. Molly Hudson until 5 AM. Ed reminds him that he missed the meeting with the advertising guy. Lloyd says, "Oh yeah," and that he will just reschedule the meeting, no biggie. Ed goes off on him, saying that Lloyd has already missed a meeting on the second day of the club's opening, and that Lloyd hasn't changed, and that he's a loser, and that he probably can't tie his own shoes and has to have his Mommy tie his shoes, and then he calls him an insufferable fuck, which really took me by surprise because this is NBC and all and you just don't hear the f-word bandied around like you do on CBS during that 9-11 show and then...well, then Lloyd shoots Ed dead. Yep. That's how it happened, all right. Um...okay, none of that last part really happened, but it would have really jazzed the scene up if it had. Basically, Lloyd's a slacker -- always has been, always will be -- and Ed's sick of it. Ed hands him the business budget and tells him he'll have to know it backward and forward for their meeting with the bank guy at 7 AM Monday morning. Lloyd asks why they have to meet him at 7 AM. Ed says, "Dammit, Lloyd!" Lloyd says fine...he'll know it. Ed leaves him sitting in his office in a huff and Lloyd gets that look on his face that says running a business isn't going to be nearly as fun as thinking about running a business. Tell me about it, Bill Gates. That bowling alley management gig's a bitch, huh?