At the bowling alley, Ed's mopping the jizz off an alley (damned fraternity hazings!) when Timothy Busfield waltzes in, sporting his new Charles Manson look. He screams, "ED!" Ed grins reluctantly and says, "Hey, Lloyd." They hug, and Lloyd's all excited to see Ed, while Ed stands there, waiting for a wedgie. Ed introduces Lloyd to Kenny and Shirley. Shirley's eyes are threatening to swallow her face. I've noticed her eyes were huge in the past, but now she looks like one of those paintings from the 1970s of the kids with huge-assed eyes that little girls used to hang on their bedroom walls -- the kind of painting that used to give me nightmares of kids with amazon eyes. Those ones. Anyway, Lloyd notices Shirley's big-assed eyes and asks her what's wrong. She says that the two brothers look nothing alike, and that this is giving her a mild freak-out moment. Lloyd laughs and says that when Ed was eight, Lloyd convinced him that he was adopted, and Ed believed him for a week. Ed says it was more like a month, and Lloyd laughs, remembering what a cruel sonofabitch he used to be. Lloyd asks Ed to show him around, and they walk away. Kenny comments that Lloyd seems to be a nice guy and Shirley pins the tail on the donkey as she says that he comes across as a big friendly talking sheepdog. That Shirley sure has a knack for pegging people. Must be that her eyes make her able to see inside their souls or something.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: B- | 448 USERS: C+
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