In an empty classroom, save for one hot-assed prom queen Jessica Martell, Warren sneaks in and says, "Jessica." Jessica asks what's up. Warren loses it and spits out, "Prom!" Jessica says, "What?" And Warren finally says, "Would you go to the prom with me?" Jessica pauses, America moves to the edge of its seat, and she finally says, "I'm sorry, Warren. I can't." Warren asks if she got back together with Tim, and she says, "No." He asks if she's going with someone else, and she says that actually nobody's asked her to go yet. Warren says that's totally cool...awesome, in fact. Warren leaves the room. He then spots Donna walking up the stairs, bounds over to her, and matter-of-factly asks her to go to the prom with him. She says she can't; David Mirsky asked her to go at lunch, and she accepted. Warren asks if she can get out of it, and she just says "Warren," as in "Warren, you're so freakin' pathetic," and brushes past him. Next, Warren's back in the empty classroom with Jessica, offering to buy her a dress if she goes with him. They can just go as friends. The poor guy is grasping for straws now, and she just says, "I'm sorry, Warren." Man. How quickly the studs fall from grace when they're not really studs.
Finally...it's Vega$ Night. Carol walks in and is greeted by former boxing champion Leon Spinks in a toga. Carol walks up to Phil at the shoe counter, who says Carol looks as tasty as a 99-cent shrimp cocktail. Warren starts the wheel of shoes for Carol while Carol asks if that was really former heavyweight champ Leon Spinks at the door. Phil says that was the closest he could get for five bucks an hour. The wheel stops, and Carol just got a size 12 and a half shoes. She finds Ed, who hugs her and offers to buy her a Vegas Viper, which is Hi-C and vodka.
At Dr. Jerome's dinner, Jerome seems to be enjoying himself. Mike says that the last time he saw Jerome this happy, he had his foot up Mike's ass. Nancy (who is now hotter than she has ever looked...she's got some kinda kinky perm thing going in the hair, mucho slutty-o) asks how Mike knew it was Jerome with his foot in his ass and Mike said he had to crane his neck to see. Gay Scott taps a crystal glass with a fork and announces that Mike has a speech he wants to give to Dr. Jerome. Mike goes on this long-winded speech that praises Dr. Jerome like he cured cancer or something. He ends it by calling Jerome the finest man he knows. Jerome looks touched, which is quite a change from his usual lemon-sucking look.
Back at Vega$ Night, Carol and Ed are playing the slots, with Ed spouting ignorant phrases like "Don't poke the bear at the zoo! Don't poke the bear at the zoo!" and "Good morning, Mr. Lucky!" Kenny walks up and says they have a problem...they've been sent two Roys and no Siegfried. Ed turns around, and there's two cheesy looking "Roy" impersonators standing at the shoe counter. Ed tells Kenny not to worry about it, they'll fix it in the poke. Kenny asks what that means, and Ed says he doesn't know; he just keeps tickling the one-armed bandit. Carol wins a bunch of prize tokens from her machine, and Ed tells her that's probably enough for the Underdog piñata. Carol hugs Ed hard and tells him that she has to hand it to him...he really knows how to throw the wacky theme shindigs. They walk away, and she asks where Mike and Nancy are tonight, and he tells her that they had another commitment and aren't coming, so it's just the two of them. Ed sits down at the blackjack table and says, "What's your name, little lady?" The camera pans to Shirley as she says, "Shirley." Carol stands there, putting two and two together in her head...it's just the two of them...nobody else...Ed's flirting with Shirley...THIS MUST BE A DATE!!