Warren walks into the Smelly Goat and sees Jessica sitting at a table with Jake and Fozzkat. Warren tells Jake that he threw a kick-ass party the other night, and that he especially enjoyed the super-giant corn chips. He could have done without the massive ass-thrashing he received at the hands of the jocks in attendance, but that's neither here nor there. He asks to sit down with them, and they grudgingly allow him to sit at their table. He asks if they're eating "mootzarelllla" sticks. Jessica says that they're pronounced "mozzarella" sticks. Warren sticks by his corny, accented phrasing of the word because that's how the Italians say it. He then accidentally knocks a plate of food into his lap, which sends the jocks and Jessica into peals of laughter. In a fit of uninspired lunacy, Warren feels that if a lapful of food makes them laugh, how would they react if he begins pouring food all over himself? He throws a drink against his chest, saying, "Whassamatta you? You find thissa funny?" like Chico Marx on 'ludes. He then pours a glass of milk over his head which has the jocks howling at his ignorance. Warren is eating up the attention while America collectively cringes at his stupidity.
Mike's in his office singing "Day-o," except he's changed the lyrics to "Dayyy-o. Thursday come, no more Dr. Jerome." He checks off another date on his calendar as he inches closer to Jerome's retirement date. Wendy the receptionist buzzes Mike to let him know that Jerome wants to see him. Mike drags his heels, but makes his way to Jerome's office.