Eh. So anyway, Nancy's bringing groceries into the house and yells to Mike that she has bought him a present...Steakumms! Mike steps into the kitchen dressed like Dr. Jerome. All right, I've heard of people and their various kinks in the bedroom, but if you have to dress up like your octogenarian boss to help your wife get her rocks off, that's where I usually draw the line. Nancy jumps when she sees him and says he almost scared the...Steakumms out of her. Mike tells her that he's going to work dressed like this and that he actually spent $12 on the bald cap. He seems quite proud of the bald cap. He's doing a pretty lousy impression of Jerome when Nancy asks him if this is how he wants it to end between him and Jerome. They have been through a lot together, and it just doesn't seem right to end their relationship in a battle of vicious and nasty barbs. Mike tells Nancy that it's wrong to go against family, and that she should be on his side, but she's not budging on this one.
Sitting on top of the Stuckey Bowl, Mike and Ed are throwing ice cubes into a trash can down below. I guess they got bored with Pick-Up Sticks, because this has to be the absolute most boring pastime a person can have. Ed says he feels small. While Siringo is out to change the world, this is a case they could easily win without the long, drawn-out hassle that Siringo wants to attach to it. Siringo thinks big and is willing to go all the way to the Supreme Court with this case. And while he's thinking about the Supreme Court, he's not thinking about Bob Arnovicz. Mike -- who has his own damned problems, thank you -- has just about had enough of Ed's whining, and tosses him off the roof of the Stuckey Bowl and through the windshield of a car in the parking lot. People scream in the parking lot as some ominous music starts to play. Mike puts on a hockey mask, picks up a chainsaw and jumps to the ground below, chopping people's appendages off with a swing of the blade, the whole time screaming, "I'm Dr. Jerome's butt boy! I'm Dr. Jerome's butt boy!!"
Okay. Not really. But man...wouldn't that be some kind of crazy?