Bonnie and Ed are at the bowling alley bowling after hours. Ed informs Bonnie that this is one of the fringe benefits of owning a bowling alley. Bonnie asks if he lets all his women put their head under the nacho cheese dispenser and eat straight from the pump. Ed tells Bonnie that Roberts confessed and gave back the music box and that he's sorry. Ed now feels bad about the guy and asks Bonnie to take it easy on him. Bonnie says "no way" and that Roberts belongs behind bars. Ed tells Bonnie that he had told Roberts that he'd help him out by talking to her and asking her to take it easy on him. "Are you delirious?" Bonnie asks Ed. This leads to a huge argument. Ed asks her to give Matt probation, and Bonnie tells Ed that he has just demonstrated the textbook definition of writing a check that his ass can't cash. Which brought back painful memories of the time I downed a bottle of Jack Daniels, went to my local bank, and tried unsuccessfully to have my ass cash a check. Lemme tell ya, those drunk tanks aren't as fun as they sound.
Warren and Jessica are parked outside her home when he asks if he can ask her a question -- that question being, "If she ever got tired of dating Tim, would she ever consider dating a loser?" She laughs and tells Warren he's not a loser. Warren disagrees, knowing full well that he's a loser and is just riding the wave of loserdom. Jessica leans over and kisses Warren on the cheek and bids him good night. Warren is so shocked by the kiss that he turns the key in the ignition while it's already running, getting that grinding noise. As he pulls off, you can hear him screaming "OH YEAH!!!" and laughing maniacally.
In court, Roberts is found guilty of theft and shall be put to death. Bonnie jumps up and says that since he confessed, the prosecution would like for the judge to be lenient and offer him six months probation. The judge adds that Roberts needs to keep his paws off other people's knickknacks. Roberts assures the judge that he will do just that. Carol's confused and says that she thought Bonnie'd be going for the maximum penalty against Roberts. Bonnie says that she changed her mind. That's what women do...right?? Carol knows exactly what she means, since she's now changed her mind and wants to engage in a severe boinking fest with Edward J. Stevens now that someone else wants him.









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