Inside Bonnie's office, people are lined up to sell their soul to her. I mean...Ed brings Bonnie some beef jerky to celebrate the fact that they made it through their first date without killing each other. Alas, there's a hidden reason behind the visit. With Carol's precious music box being stolen, Ed solicits Bonnie's help in tracking down the culprit behind this heinous act, since the police are too busy having doughnut-eating contests. Bonnie thinks Carol sounds familiar. Ed tries to paint a picture: "Average height, good teeth." Naturally, he conveniently leaves out "stunningly beautiful and the woman that I had a bad case of the hornies for before your hot ass sauntered into Stuckeyville." Bonnie remembers that she ran into Carol coming out of Ed's office one day and admits that she's cute. Ed is clearly squirming in his seat, having to talk about Carol in front of Bonnie. And, of course, Bonnie is relishing Ed's uncomfortableness, if in fact "uncomfortableness" is a word. "I'll help you with the case of the missing music box," Bonnie assures Ed. I'm no Rhodes scholar, but I've got a feeling Bonnie has something more up her sleeve than just "helping" out Carol. As Ed leaves her office, he suggests that Bonnie tear into her beef jerky. Bonnie admits she's a vegetarian and won't be eating his lovely gift. Okay, right there -- that's reason enough for me to run away screaming. If a woman won't eat meat, she's usually very picky about damned near anything else she puts into her mouth. I speak from experience: guys do NOT date or marry a vegetarian. She will make you pull a Hugh Grant faster than you can say "hummer."
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: C- | 284 USERS: C+
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