Out in the bowling alley, one of the Bad-ass Cowboys is polishing his boots. Warren shows up and the female Cowboy says, "Great. Phil's put a Chinese kid on the team." Warren tries to explain that he's not Chinese, when Phil walks up, introduces Warren to his new teammates Harold and Trish, and then suggests that Warren offer to get the Cowboys something from the Snack Bar. Warren, feeling like a gopher, asks quietly if they want anything. The lady wants him to see if they have any bundt cake. This is intended to be funny, but I've eaten my share of bowling alley bundt cake, and believe you me, some of those cakes put Sara Lee's dry bullshit cakes to shame. Harold tells Warren to surprise him with whatever he brings back. Warren begins to ponder how can he surprise Harold when he doesn't even know what Harold likes, but Phil slaps a Stetson on him and tells him to "earn [his] bones." Warren looks dejected and saunters off to get the bundt cake and surprise while Phil stands there in his Stetson, chewing on a strand of hay and looking like a true Bad-ass cowboy.

Carol and Ed are then shown walking through the police station to Chief Spencer's office. Carol thinks that she should repay Bonnie with a lovely picture frame or a gift certificate for lighting a fire under Spencer's lazy ass. They walk into his office and Spencer greets Ed with, "There he is -- the man with the special connections. The guy who can pull strings...make City Hall dance the Macarena." Ed apologizes and tries to explain that the music box is very important to Carol, that's why he enlisted the help of Bonnie "The Boa" Hane. Spencer says, "Nooooo...I LOVE being pushed around by thirty-year-old district attorneys. Gets my heart pumping." The waiter is there already, looking about as shifty as Steve Buscemi. Carol asks if they've found anybody yet, and Spencer says that there are six Beetles registered in Stuckeyville and pulls out pictures of all six owners. "That's the guy!" the waiter says, pointing at the first picture. "That's a woman," the Chief says. A close-up is shown of Stuckeyville's resident bull dyke and what a handsome bull dyke she is. The waiter then apologizes and admits he recognizes her from his yoga class. Carol shuffles through the photos and says, "This guy looks familiar." The waiter agrees because he's quick to pin the blame on anyone and steer the attention off of himself. The person in question is Matt Roberts. "Bring him in," Ed says. "Not so fast," Spencer says. "I've got to talk to your girlfriend the D.A. first." Ed tries to laugh off the whole "girlfriend" remark in front of Carol, but he fails miserably. Carol tries to look like she's not uncomfortable with talk of Ed having a girlfriend, but she fails miserably as well. In fact, she looks like she just laid a brick in her granny panties.