In the bowling alley, with the whole staff present, Phil is reminding Ed of Thanksgiving 2000, when Ed went crazier than Mariah Carey and made the world's largest meatloaf for Thanksgiving. Ed reminds Phil of his ignorant idea for fine Corinthian turkeys. Ed brings up the fact that the Stuckeyville Thanksgiving Parade has been cancelled. Phil says that's okay because he's not a parade guy. Kenny pipes up and says, "You're a guy?!" Phil's offended while everyone snickers at Kenny's slam. The Jackass walks in and wants to see Ed alone in his office. Ed agrees to see him but reminds him that he's not into the hanky panky like a certain Carol Vessey. As they walk into the office, Phil -- still stewing over Kenny's slam -- stares at Kenny and menacingly says, "Seriously...I'll kick your ass." Kenny just looks at him and lets out a loud laugh.