Ed
Ed

Episode Report Card
Uncle Bob: F | 559 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
The Choke Artist Returns

Over at the Stuckey Bowl, Ed's asking Carol how Molly's doing. Carol says she's okay, she's tough. Ed says speaking of tough, Phil accidentally gave him the plastic piece of pie again. Ed yells for Phil to come get this plastic display pie and Phil says not now, he's busy. Phil runs over to Shirley and Kenny at the shoe counter and says Frankenhomie's on his way and asks Shirley if she's ready. Shirley doesn't know what to do. Phil explains it one more time. Basically, he's built a "Mousetrap"-like contraption where she drops a ball bearing in a shoe that then hits a vacuum tube, blah blah blah and then a sign that says, "Hi Frankenhomie!" pops up. Frankenhomie walks in and Kenny tells Phil and Shirley to stay there. Kenny walks over to Frankie and asks him if he has a woman in his life. He doesn't because he's shy. Kenny says that Shirley's shy too, and maybe Frankie may want to talk to Shirley sometime. Kenny says, "She'd like that," which drudges up that whole mental image of Shirley riding the Frankenhomie like an over-the-top amateur porn movie. Frankie walks over to Shirley and Shirley puts the ball bearing in the shoe. The entire contraption falls to pieces as soon as she does it, leaving everyone staring at each other blankly.

Jim's at the Smiling Goat when Molly walks in. Jim wants to know what the deal is and Molly says that she doesn't want him. Jim's confused and Molly says that as much as she wants him to leave his wife, he can't do that. Therefore, she can't see him anymore. Jim wonders if she's breaking up with him and she says she is. And tells him goodbye. She hugs him and he can't believe he's been dumped by Molly Hudson. Man. Talk about a blow to a guy's self esteem. The only thing worse than that could be a job as a traveling bowling alley paraphernalia salesman. So I guess this is the last we see of Jim. Farewell Jimbo. We hardly knew ye. But what we did know of ye made us want to puke up blood.

Ed

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP