Back at the gym, Mike's telling Ed that this isn't important, it's just for fun, etc. Ed ain't buyin' what Mike's selling. Ed's as serious as angioplasty as the teams take to the court. The whistle blows, the game starts, and Ed blows out his hamstring after taking about four steps. So Ed watches the game from the sidelines with an ice pack on his leg as Stuckeyville beats Jaspertown with a score of blah blah blah to something.

At the Goat, Nancy's trying to feed the evil baby Sarah some fried clams. Sarah wants no part of the tasty little nuggets. Either that or she thinks somebody has stolen her mommy and replaced her with Bea Arthur and is petrified of uttering a sound. All of a sudden, a big commotion comes through the front door and I'm not talking about MegaMark. All of his teammates are carrying Ed, who good-naturedly tells them to put him down. Carol asks how everything went, and one of the guys said they won and they owe it all to Ed. Mike says that Ed pulled his hamstring five seconds into the game. Another wise-ass says that if Ed had done that same move fifteen years ago, they would have won the state championship. Everyone gets a good laugh at Ed's expense. Ed looks like if he just had some sort of automatic weapon, he could make that German high school massacre look like a puppet show. What? Is it too soon to poke fun at the Germans? Hello?? Keep in mind folks...those people are Hitlerific!