Over at Mike and Nancy's, the happy couple are quietly arguing at the dinner table while Carmella prepares something behind them. Mike is saying, "I won't do it" over and over again. My guess is Nancy wants him to strip naked and hang Christmas ornaments off his testes while singing "I'm A Little Teapot" ad nauseam. Carmella brings one of her famous bundt cakes over to the table and the happy couple digs in. Mike pretends he's choking on the bundt cake, which forces Carmella to spring into action like she's the Bionic Woman. She lifts Mike up and applies the Heimlich Maneuver to him, causing him to spit out a half-chewed, soggy piece of bundt cake. Ahhhhh!! It was a TEST to see if Carmella knows the Heimlich. Youuuu so sneaky, Meesus Burrrton. So now Carmella has passed the oral part of the exam. Heh. "Oral part." You see, he was choking and that's oral, see...and...awwww...forget it.

Ed, Cara, and Cara's hair are sitting in Ed's office when George and his lawyer walk in. George is a little peeved because he hasn't heard from Cara in a while. Ed explains that Cara wants a divorced based on George's infidelity, and she'd like to collect on that there pre-nup thing as well. George asks what the hell's going on, and Cara explains that she knows George was out knockin' boots with Selma because she hired Selma to test his fidelity. When George's lawyer hears this, he bursts out laughing like something funny might have actually happened in this episode already, and says she can forget about the pre-nuptial because she's basically a pimp with a fucked-up hairdo. Cara realizes that she may have screwed up as her husband stares at her and then leaves.

Thank God. Commercials. Lemme tell you Hollywood directors something: if the best clip you can show from your movie is a picture of Ashley Judd jumping around her bedroom in her skimpy underwear like a cheerleader on fire...you've just put a pretty shitty movie in the can, amigo.