In the pie shop, Ed walks in and sees Mike and Nancy. Nancy wants Ed to go to the house and see if Carmella will let him take Sara away with him as a test. Ed tells Nancy she's insane. Warren the Love God walks up to bogart some mayonnaise and Nancy asks Warren if he's busy that afternoon. Everyone knows what's coming and groans.
Sitting in their car in the snow, Mike and Nancy watch Warren walk up to the front door of their home. Warren rings the bell and tells Carmella that he's there to pick up Sara to take her to a baby cotillion and if they don't hurry, she'll miss Army Archerd. Carmella is confused which means everything's normal. Warren starts speaking Spanish to her, seducing her with phrases like, "If you let me inside, I will take you on a journey of pleasure," and "Bite the forbidden apple, Carmella. You will find it sweet." Carmella starts imagining ravaging the Warren Machine. Mike's enjoying the show, but Nancy thinks they've gone to far and goes after Warren. Mike turns on the radio and sings along to "We Built This City."
Ed and Cara are walking out of the alley and Ed says it seems like they're going to win this case. Cara asks Ed if he went nuts in the court today when he started attacking George like a tornado in a trailer park. Ed doesn't know what she means. Ed always thought he was a shark in the courtroom. Then he says he guesses he did. Cara's shocked he's taking such a personal interest in her case. Ed tells the story about how he found his wife poking the mailman. Cara can relate. Ed says as painful as it was, he's glad it happened because if not, he'd still be stuck in a shitty marriage. Because she did what she did, he's here. Cara's glad he's here, and she sticks her tongue down Ed's throat. She pulls back and says, "See you tomorrow," and leaves. Ed stares at her as she drives off.
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