Warren's sitting in Jackass's office alone and trembling. It's obviously his first time in the principal's office. Jackass walks in and takes a seat at his desk. Warren says that he knows why he's there in the office, and that he shan't be intimidated by Jackass's tactics. Jackass is confused by the word "shan't." Jackass stares at Warren, so Warren squeals out the words "First Amendment." He then delivers a well-rehearsed speech to the effect that he's protected under his First Amendment rights to show the video of Jackass and Carol sucking tongue on the school's TV station. Jackass tells Warren that he doesn't give a rat's ass if Warren shows it or not. Warren can't believe that the principal just used the word "ass" in a student's presence, and dubs him one of those "cool" principals that curses in front of the students instead of fondling them in coat closets. Jackass tells Warren that Carol's the one who doesn't want Warren to show it, and that before Warren decides to broadcast the video, he should think about what he'd be doing to Carol. Warren agrees to think about it, and then asks Jackass if the two of them can hang out together sometime. Jackass doesn't think so, and excuses Warren. Warren says, "Catch you later" with a newfound respect for the Jackass; Jackass responds, "Get out, Warren."

Evil Cheating Jim shows up at the bowling alley to get his bowling tools and slink out of there on his belly. He tells Ed that he spoke with Molly, and Ed says he already knows that. Evil Cheating Jim informs Ed that he knows he's not the most popular polygamist in Stuckeyville right now, but that he's sorry. Ed blows his top and asks Evil Cheating Jim if that's supposed to make everything okay. He adds that Evil Cheating Jim has been feeding Molly a load of chunky bullshit ever since he slithered into the bowling alley and into her heart. Ed then reminds Evil Cheating Jim that his main problem is wanting both a wife and a mistress. Evil Cheating Jim says that's not true; all he wants is Molly. His marriage has been over for the last four years, but they've stayed together because that's what you do when the marriage is over: you stay together longer than you should have (preach brother...PREACH!!). Evil Cheating Jim says that he loves Molly and that her shining smile has taught him just how unhappy he was with his wife. Ed asks what he's going to do, and Evil Cheating Jim says he's going to get Molly back. He doesn't know how yet...but dammit all to hell, he's going to be handling those surgically-reduced breasts again someday.