Meanwhile, Carol and Ed are trying to get the SUV out of the mud. Carol is behind the wheel, and Ed is in the back pushing with all his might. Do I really need to tell you what happens next? I mean, it insulted my intelligence and I'm sure it will do irreparable harm to yours as well. Really? You still want me to type it? Fine. Carol sprays Ed with mud. Ed gives up and tells Carol to try calling Triple A again, but the signal on Carol's cell phone is as weak as it was in the jail cell when Jackass called. So Ed starts yelling for Triple A by screaming, "Triple A! Triple A!!" Carol laughs and says she doubts Triple A can hear him all the way out here. So he starts screaming for Superman, which makes her laugh even more. He finally stops screaming and suggests that they gather some wood for a fire, because they're going to be spending the night in the woods.
Mike and Nancy are at home when Mike's commercial comes on the TV. We see Mike skipping rocks by the side of a lake and checking out the fine ladies who just happen to be there. Mike asks where the ladies came from, and Nancy doesn't answer. We then see Mike look at the camera and introduce himself as a booming voice-over says, "Otherwise known as...DOCTOR HANDSOME!" The words "Dr. Handsome" fill up the screen. We see him wearing the hat and curling the dumbbells. We see Carmella watching him walk by and sighing in ecstasty. Mike says that he's now a joke. Nancy thinks it was cute. Mike says he's now officially a whore. Nancy asks what was up with the hat, and Mike says that Vincent Price used to wear one just like it. Maybe so, but at least Vincent Price had better judgment than to bill himself as Dr. Handsome while wearing one. The Abominable Dr. Phibes...maybe. But not Dr. Handsome.