Nancy approaches a depressed-looking Mike on the sofa and says it's time for dinner, but Mike seems too depressed for dinner. Nancy asks if Mike remembers when they first got married and were dirt-poor, living in a tiny apartment, and she worked while he went through med school? He remembers those times. She asks if he remembers Saturday Pizza Night, when they'd order a pizza with half pepperoni and half cheese and then redistribute the pepperoni to cover the entire pizza and really stick it to The Man. Mike says he'd like to say, "Those were the days," but he can only say, "Those were days." Nancy produces a pizza with half pepperoni and half cheese and tells him to call Jack Foster and drop out of this whole embarrassing Dr. Handsome project. Mike gets giddy with glee. Sadly, Nancy doesn't do her sexy happy dance to celebrate their impending poorness. But she does admit that too much pepperoni gives her gas, which bursts every sexual bubble I ever had about the woman. Even though I knew she was probably capable of ripping a hole in her panties with a hot one, I sure didn't need to hear about it.
Episode Report CardUncle Bob: C- | 544 USERS: C+
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