More commercials. My God, this show is dragging. Even the commercials are sucking.
Back in court, Ed asks Steve his state of mind when Jamie brought him the contract to him. Steve says he was upset; he had been trying to lose weight unsuccessfully for years, even using Jared's diet from Subway. Nothing ever worked for the fat bastard. He came to Steve asking him for help, so Steve helped him. Ed asks whether "helping him" means smashing his car up, following him around town with a loudspeaker, or videotaping him shirtless and eating in the privacy of his own home and threatening to put it on the local news...is all that helping the fat bastard? Not those things exactly. Ed says that when Jamie came to him for help, he had no idea any of this stuff was going to happen to him. Steve's lawyer asks whether Steve did all those things to his brother, and Steve says he did. Because his cholesterol is up and he's a borderline diabetic. If he keeps eating like this, he's going to die. The judge agrees that Steve cares about his brother, but that his actions aren't within the law. He tells Steve to lay off the fat bastard, and nobody pays anybody anything because brothers shouldn't have to, blah blah blah. Basically, Jamie can keep eating until his eyes bulge out and Steve has to stand idly by and watch his brother become a circus sideshow attraction.
We finally make it to Warren and Donna's big date, at the theater, waiting in line for popcorn. Warren is as nervous as Robert Downey Jr. in a courtroom. Donna tells Warren that he doesn't have to be nervous around her, which is like telling Louis Farrakhan he doesn't have to be black. It comes time for him to order the popcorn, and he screws even that up, communicating horribly with the concession guy stand who's just trying to save our young Warren a few bucks on different popcorn sizes. Donna and Warren get their popcorn and walk to an escalator to take them to the theater. As the escalator takes them up, Donna tells Warren that she thinks Jessica likes him. Warren pops a boner right there and then, asking, "Really?! Pshaw...she doesn't like me." Donna insists, telling Warren she's seen how Jessica looks at him. Warren says that's all well and good, but he's not with Jessica right now, he's with her. This makes Donna all warm and fuzzy and she holds Warren's hand. Warren's balls begin to tingle ever so slightly. Warren feels bold and begins saying how a woman is like a flower, you have to feed her and water her and ARRRRRRRGH! Warren gets his foot caught in the escalator and falls to the ground, throwing popcorn everywhere. The alarm system goes off, the escalator automatically shuts off, and people start stepping over Warren so they don't miss the coming attractions in their respective theaters. Warren tells Donna to tell the manager to turn off the escalator. Donna tells Warren not to go anywhere. I snicker to myself at what a loser this guy is.