Eli is apologizing to Taylor and saying that it "wasn't what it looked like" with Maggie. I just really don't know what the big deal is, but Eli does add that he'd rather "pull out his nostril hair" than spend six hours on a plane with Maggie. Dude, I've seen how meticulously you keep your apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if you pulled out your nostril hair every day. Taylor wonders if she could ever keep Eli happy, and I suppose I can buy her having some doubts, but it still seems pretty weak if this was all precipitated by him missing a dinner for a case. It's not like they can't talk things out now, right? Well, not now, because Patti comes in and tells Eli that Jordan needs to see him on the double...

...and Martin is in with Jordan when Eli enters. Martin quickly informs him that the Zyer CEO filed a grievance with the state bar, and Jordan clarifies: "Your literal song and dance in court was the basis for his complaint." Come on, his act wasn't that bad. But Jordan says it called into question Eli's fitness to practice law, and the bar appointed a prosecutor who's quickly been able to establish that the Zyer trial wasn't his only incident. "She's recommended they initiate disbarment proceedings against you, Eli." Wouldn't it be a neat twist if the Zyer guy filed the motion at Martin's suggestion? Anyway: DUN!

I'm out for two weeks -- see you in three!