Back to the NOT BARRY BONDS GOD! case. The ADA insists Turk is on steroids because his head size grew from 8 1/2 to 8 3/4 in five years. Last time he checked, the only adult whose head actually gets bigger is the Hulk's. Yeah, but it's not the cap size that matters, it's the green skin that screams Lyle Alzado. The ADA announces he's planning on charging Turk with homicide. He argues that hitting someone with your car is an accident, just like this foul ball, but when the driver has consumed three martinis it's criminally negligent homicide. Dumb Dowd gimmies, "I'm not seeing the martini here." It's a little cocktail they like to call a Buttini or an Assmopolitan. The ADA says, "Steroids. Hitting a major league fastball in the vicinity of other people while under strength-enhancing drugs? That sounds pretty reckless to me." The ADA goes on that if Turk cops to the steroids and rats out his suppliers, he can make the whole thing go away. "So can I," Bennett promises. "We'll get a judge to kick this." Bennett and Dowd leave. Outside the ADA's office, Dowd twits Bennett, "Well, I thought that went really well." Bennett warns him about doing his "little smug act" with him. Ignoring this, Dowd says, "Cancel your lunch plans, we're going to do this the real way now." Bennett looks after him and is all, "My lunch plans?" like, "What sort of pansy makes lunch plans?"
Episode Report CardKeckler: B | 641 USERS: C+
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