Enterprise

The One With The Salamander Sex

By Keckler | Aired on 1996.01.29

Voyager: "Threshold" - In order to deliver the best possible recap of this worst possible Voyager episode ever, I punched a few buttons at Netflix, sent out for a new liver, and sat down to inhale all the previous episodes. At the end...

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5-3 Extra	The One With The Salamander Sex Voyager: "Threshold" - Tom Paris reaches infinite warp, dies, turns into a salamander, has sex with Janeway (also a salamander), and has babies (also salamanders). All in a day's work.	1996.01.29 2006.04.10	C	Keckler
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
5-2 Extra	Levels of Orgasms TNG: "The Game" - Riker's dick endangers the Federation.	1991.10.26 2005.08.31	C	Keckler
5-1 Extra	The Sun Also Risans DS9: "Let He Who Is Without Sin..." - Worf goes to Risa with Dax and her spots that go "all the way down" and tries very hard not to get laid.	1996.11.11 2005.07.30	B-	Keckler
4-22 Recap	It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to YesterTrek These Are The Voyages... - Some Treks go out with a bang. This one goes out with a whimper. From the fans.	2005.05.13 2005.05.18	C-	Keckler
4-21 Recap	Bye, Bye, Trekkie Terra Prime (2) - Baby Tri'Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech.	2005.05.13 2005.05.16	A	Keckler
4-20 Recap	Moonfaker Demons (1) - If you missed this episode, you missed the BEST of Enterprise that ever was. All I can say is: Trip and T'Pol have a baby and Mayweather has SEX! It was AWESOME!	2005.05.06 2005.05.09	N/A	Keckler
4-19 Recap	There Was an Evil Man Who Had An Evil Furrow In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II - Evil Leaper gets another weird accent, goes on a power trip, makes some bad speeches, and dies. And there was much celebrating throughout the land.	2005.04.29 2005.05.04	A	Keckler
4-18 Recap	Best. Episode. Ever. In a Mirror, Darkly, Part I - Enterprise got cancelled, and then they decided it was time to write good TV.	2005.04.22 2005.04.25	A+	Keckler
4-17 Recap	Girls Gone Green Bound - Trip and T'Pol are soul mates! Soooooooooooul maaaaaaaaates!	2005.04.15 2005.04.19	C	Keckler
4-16 Recap	The Search for Phlox Divergence (2) - Quantum becomes a Klingon. And my brain doesn't explode, because I no longer have a brain.	2005.02.25 2005.03.01	C-	Keckler