Reed gets up, phaser drawn. "Aye sir." But then he's knocked down by a phaser blast to the chest. It's Trip. Come to save the day. Because he's a man. And not only do the women NEED a man to rescue them, but, apparently, they also aren't issued their OWN FUCKING PHASERS! Quantum stumbles over to stop Trip but gets shot in the chest as well. I love you, Trip. Quantum face-plants himself in his smelly old captain's chair. You want to know the truth? I'd be happy if he remained in that position for the rest of the season. May-It's-Not-Easy-Being-Green-But-It's-Harder-Being-Invisible gets up. Trip shoots him to the floor and tells T'Pol they're ready. She sends a positron burst up the towrope and disables Shrek's engines and weapons. Trip keeps his weapon pointed at Chartreuse. And by "weapon," I actually mean "weapon." "Commander Tucker," Chartreuse pouts, wriggling up his way. Lime and Puce follow suit. "I'm impressed. I'm beginning to see who is the true master of this vessel," Chartreuse says. "Beginning"? Bitch, please, we've been seeing it for several seasons, now get the fuck off my Bridge. Uh, I mean, the Bridge. I'm all riled up right now. "Aw, save it," Trip says with a sneer that actually makes me love him a bit more ridiculously. "Captain Archer runs this ship -- yer sweet-talking the wrong guy." He dismissively orders them to come with him. Chartreuse's face falls as she and her green sisters pout for real this time.
Episode Report CardKeckler: C | 433 USERS: C+
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