Do you want to know what else I don't care about? I don't care that Quantum is an asshole anymore. He's been that way since the first episode of the first season and he will be that way in the last episode of this series (which should be May-abouts) when he screams at his entire crew, Porthos included, that he can and will push the Giant Reset Button in the Sky because of some selfish reason that only he cares about. And his crew won't care because they're all just as bored as I am.

Do you want to know what else I don't care about? I don't care that T'Pol wears stupid clothes that make her look like a seven-year-old boy with two water balloons strapped to his chest. It's not like this is anything new. Something new would have been to put her still-hot body in a regulation uniform before her catsuits succeeded, as they have this season, in leeching all blood and nutrients from under her skin, leaving her dried out and hollow. Just like me.

Do you want to know what else I don't care about? I don't care that Mayweather and Hoshi don't have any lines this episode. This just means that they are as removed from the show as I am, and they too are spending the entire episode replaying Diner in their heads.

Do you want to know what else I don't care about? I don't care whether this show gets cancelled. Oh, wait, I never really cared about that.

Do you want to know what else I don't care about? I don't care that Porthos is perpetually ignored and, in this episode, disparaged by Quantum. Long ago, I imagined a world where Porthos peed acid on his master's shoes (an interesting side effect from his visit to Utopia Kreetassia) and when Quantum fell down, screaming "oh, god, why me" in pain, Porthos took the opportunity to stuff a cheese-filled waterpolo ball down his trachea.

It's really bad when you've become so disinterested in a show that you begin rooting for the main characters to die in horribly tragic ways just to have the chance of maybe feeling something. Anything. I don't even really see the use in exclamation points any more. I'm dead inside.