Mayor Tam greets the Awesome Team, calling them "heroes" and complimenting Hoshi on her UT upgrade. Mayor Tam makes a TOTALLY ORIGINAL joke about listening to the Tellarite Ambassador, but I was laughing too hard to hear it. Trust me, it was FUN-NY! T'Pol thinks it's ambitious of Mayor Tam to think he can draft the charter in six weeks. I wish we didn't have to leave this FASCINATING conversation, but we have to give other people a chance to entertain us.

May-About-To-Have-Sex greets a girl reporter, who flirts with him a lot. He doesn't seem to like her for some reason. I wonder why that is? I wonder if they will tell us. I hope so because it's SO interesting. I should mention that the girl reporter's name is "Gannett," which is SO funny since that's the name of a NEWS ORGANIZATION! And she's a REPORTER! It's so CLEVER I almost wet myself. I don't want to sully their creativity by using her name in my pathetic little missive here so I'm just going to call her "Brenda Starrship." Ooh, I just had a brainwave -- do you think Brenda Starrship could be an ex-girlfriend? WOW! I wonder. My poor little brain doesn't do so well with these cryptic plotlines they throw me week after week.