While prancing down a corridor and up to a turbolift, T'Pevil is taken into custody by She-Ho and her plus-one. She-Ho demands the schematics she downloaded. As T'Pevil repeats, "Schematics," the plus-one Uh-Oh relieves T'Pevil of her weapon. Uh, didn't Evil Leaper already do that about three minutes ago? So, what -- they took her weapons before she left Defiant but allowed her to rearm once she boarded Avenger? Forget the furrows, Evil Leaper's too stupid to be emperor. And there's a fight. And once T'Pevil dispatches the Uh-Oh, there's a girl-on-girl fight. Greaaat. I will say this, I love that when She-Ho got close enough with her ever-ready blade to slash T'Pevil's face, T'Pevil was bleeding green in the next shot. When She-Ho expresses delight over the woman-on-woman defense, T'Pevil snits, "I'm surprised you're not exhausted from all the beds you've jumped into recently." Well, with Evil Leaper, it's not exactly tiring, is it? I mean, you touch his thigh and the next minute he's crying. She-Ho gets back her own when T'Pevil REALLY fake struggles with She-Ho's arm as She-Ho says, "Commander Tucker told me I should give you a few pointers in that area." I'm sorry, but the day She-Ho or Hoshi gives pointers to T'Pol OR T'Pevil in the sex area is the day I strip down and run the Bay to Breakers. T'Pevil finally knocks She-Ho out, only to get shot in the back as she tries to run off.

Phlevil climbs up a Jeffries tube in the Defiant as Soevil and the random Andorian and Orion Slave Girl clean house on Avenger's Bridge. People wondered why the Orion's pheromones didn't drive everyone nuts, but I just think that in a Mirror Universe they've got a suppressor for shit like that. Sort of like Flonase.

Evil Leaper questions and taunts a handcuffed T'Pevil. She won't give anything up. Evil Leaper obnoxiously tosses T'Pevil's bangs in her eyes as he questions her. For that alone he needs to die. "It may take centuries but humanity will pay for its arrogance!" T'Pevil predicts. That there is pretty damn cool and a helluva lot more respect given to DS9 than any of the movies ever did. Have I mentioned? I'm in love with DS9. Can't get enough. It's a drug. And I'm only in Season 4! So much more to see.