More fighting outside. Reed inches forward until he hears T'Pol cry out in surprise. Turning around, he sees that a member of the Ass Posse has T'Pol in a chokehold with a gun to her temple. "Stay back or I'll kill her," Ass Posse Member says. Reed looks at them and then shoots T'Pol. That's right. He SHOOTS T'POL! T'Pol slides to the ground, and Ass Posse Member looks really, really shocked. Reed shrugs his face as if to say, "Meh," and then shoots the Ass Posse Member. Classic. That was unexpectedly funny and, well, unexpected. Reed checks T'Pol and then tells the Uh-Ohs to secure the area and find the captain. I'd sleep with one eye open for the next few weeks if I were him.

The captain is still rolling in the hay with Ass Hat, and they are getting dangerously close to a horse. Okay, now they're under the horse. Just who do they think they are -- Catherine the Great? Come on, stop screwing around! Quantum crosses one leg over and then slams it into Ass Hat's face. Ass Hat grabs a baling hook and starts thrashing. But, because he's an asshat, he gets it stuck in a pole, which gives Quantum the chance to beat the crap out of him and hold him up with his own gun.

Enterprise. Quantum must've leased his WOTWW to Homespun, because she's standing in front of it, contemplating the weight of her world as she looks down on it. Quantum points out her town and asks how she's feeling. She's impressed that there isn't a scar. "Dr. Phlox does excellent work," Quantum says. Oh, please don't kiss her. "You must think we're barbaric," Homespun says. "All the things humanity's accomplished -- building ships like this, travelling to other worlds -- and we're still down there shooting each other." Quantum tells her that progress and evolution take time. Please don't kiss her. "But it was progress all the same -- you've managed to change and we haven't," Homespun says. Yeah, why is that, exactly? Is it the air? The produce? The Ben Affleck movies -- what? Wait, scratch that last one, that doesn't exactly fall under the realm of progress. "Even if you could take us back, I don't think we're ready," Homespun says. Quantum says it will be awhile before they can start sending ships there and that by the time they arrive, he's guessing things will have changed. What sort of timeframe is he thinking about, because I don't things will really change in a matter of months -- it's going to take them years. Homespun thinks he's giving them too much credit, but Quantum says he spoke with Sheriff John Brown and that he's going to start repealing some laws. Homespun looks beatific. I'm just glad he didn't kiss her.