Actually, you're all wrong -- I'm Emmitt Smith.

Alien sh'pod. Trip is trying to fix something as Pod White squirms. He tells her that his job would be easier if she would stop moving around. I am NOT touching that one. "You're TOUCHING me!" Pod White whines. "I'm afraid I don't have much choice," Trip says, one of Pod White's knees under his chin. Pod White tells him that it's inappropriate for the First Monarch to be touched. He touched her when he removed her handcuffs, and when he helped her down from the crawlspace -- what's her beef with it this time? This Pouty Princess and the Rough-Edged Ragamuffin grim fairy tale was better when it was a coked-up Carrie Fisher and a young, nubile Harrison Ford. Don't go there, Bermaga. Trip invites her to take a walk outside until he's done, and Pod White stagily narrows her eyes at him and pouts out her lips. She can't even give good dirty looks -- I can give good dirty looks! They do some more sniping at each other, desperately trying to pile up some sexual heat from scraps of limp lines and lukewarm acting. Trip finally tells her to shut up and orders her to lift her butt. "MY what?" Pod White shrills. "Your behind -- your rear end, I haven't checked that panel yet," Trip tells her. He hasn't checked her ass panel? That's a new one. Trip checks some devices under Pod White's seat and tells her she was a lot more pleasant in stasis. And a better actress. Trip finds the landing thrusters, and lectures Pod White about how long they might be out there, so they might try getting along. "My hand," is Pod White's response. "You're sitting on my HAND!" Trip rolls his eyes and gets up. He didn't notice there were five bony things under his cheeks? Pod White says she'll try to get along with him, and then rolls her eyes and sticks out her chin. God, she is just so horrifically bad, it makes me long for the days of Grown-Up Vicki on The Love Boat. And to make it worse, she's not even that pretty. Yes, she's got regular features, good skin (through make-up and a television filter), is skinny, and was a model, BUT I really think she's boring-looking. There's nothing exotic or bewitching about her -- she looks like a stretched-out Salma Hayek.