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            <title>Enterprise - The One With The Salamander Sex</title>
            <description>Voyager: &quot;Threshold&quot;: Tom Paris reaches infinite warp, dies, turns into a salamander, has sex with Janeway (also a salamander), and has babies (also salamanders). All in a day&apos;s work.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Levels of Orgasms</title>
            <description>TNG: &quot;The Game&quot;: Riker&apos;s dick endangers the Federation.</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - The Sun Also Risans</title>
            <description>DS9: &quot;Let He Who Is Without Sin...&quot;: Worf goes to Risa with Dax and her spots that go &quot;all the way down&quot; and tries very hard not to get laid.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - It&apos;s So Hard to Say Goodbye to YesterTrek</title>
            <description>These Are The Voyages...: <![CDATA[Some <I>Treks</I> go out with a bang. This one goes out with a whimper. From the fans.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Bye, Bye, Trekkie</title>
            <description>Terra Prime (2): Baby Tri&apos;Pol dies; Quantum makes another self-indulgent speech.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Moonfaker</title>
            <description>Demons (1): <![CDATA[If you missed this episode, you missed the BEST of <I>Enterprise</I> that ever was. All I can say is: Trip and T'Pol have a baby and Mayweather has SEX! It was AWESOME!]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - There Was an Evil Man Who Had An Evil Furrow</title>
            <description>In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II: Evil Leaper gets another weird accent, goes on a power trip, makes some bad speeches, and dies. And there was much celebrating throughout the land.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/in-a-mirror-darkly-part-ii.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Best. Episode. Ever.</title>
            <description>In a Mirror, Darkly, Part I: <![CDATA[<I>Enterprise</I> got cancelled, and <I>then</I> they decided it was time to write good TV.]]></description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/in-a-mirror-darkly-part-i.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Girls Gone Green</title>
            <description>Bound: Trip and T&apos;Pol are soul mates! Soooooooooooul maaaaaaaaates!</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - The Search for Phlox</title>
            <description>Divergence (2): Quantum becomes a Klingon. And my brain doesn&apos;t explode, because I no longer have a brain.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/divergence-2.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Reed Cries When He Spies</title>
            <description>Affliction (1): Quantum &quot;walks&quot; T&apos;Pol through a mind-meld. And then I knew no more.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/affliction-1.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Say Goodnight, Shran</title>
            <description>The Aenar (3): After we meet and greet and defeat the Aenar, Trip hands in his notice and requests a transfer to a less-cancelled ship of the fleet.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/the-aenar-3.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - I&apos;m Sorry, Trip, I&apos;m Afraid I Can&apos;t Do That</title>
            <description>United (2): <![CDATA[Quantum plays the hero. Again. The only difference is, this time he's a <I>cancelled</I> hero.]]></description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/united-2.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - The Day the Franchise Died</title>
            <description>Star Trek Eats &quot;American Pie&quot;: Some apologies to Don McLean -- but not too many.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/star-trek-eats-american-pie.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Technobabel</title>
            <description>Babel One (1): The episode where Quantum puts assholishness to good use. For once.</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - It Takes A Lot to Laugh, It Takes A Trip to Die</title>
            <description>Observer Effect: Two Organians, who have a long way to go learn that the errand of mercy is not strained, let Hoshi and Trip die all in the name of science.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/observer-effect.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Mehdalus</title>
            <description>Daedalus: Dullest. Episode. Ever.</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - It&apos;s a Family Affair</title>
            <description>TNG: &quot;Sub Rosa&quot;: Dr. Bev has sex with a  candle in a faux Scotland backdrop.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/tng-sub-rosa.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Kir&apos;Royala</title>
            <description>Kir&apos;Shara (3): Quantum performs the VULCAN FUCKING NECK PINCH and my hate has no bounds.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/kirshara-3.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2004 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Enterprise - Welcome To Planet Crack Whore</title>
            <description>Awakening (2): Quantum still has SURAK&apos;S FUCKING KATRA, and Keckler still hates him for it.</description>
            <link>http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/enterprise/awakening-2.php</link>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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