MONDO EXTRAS

Now the time-space air was dank with doom
While Daniels hummed an annoying tune.
We all got up to scream,
Oh, but Shran always reigned supreme!
'Cause Herr Silik died on a concrete field;
And Shower Guy did finally yield.
Do you recall what they revealed
The day the franchise died?

We were singin'
Bye-bye, Mr. Star Trek Guy
Drove the series to the Furies,
But the Furies were wry.
And that good old Keck was drinking 'tinis so dry
Vowing, this'll be the way that I die.
This'll be the way that I die.

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
Next generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: Phlox be nimble, Phlox be quick!
Phlox healed with a purple tick
'Cause venom is the doctor's only friend.

Oh, and as he furrowed around the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No Keckler born in hell
Could break that wrinkled spell.
And as the Botox seeped into his skin
To spin that horrid forehead sin,
I saw Shatner laughing with delight
The day the franchise died

He was singin'
Bye-bye, Mr. Star Trek Guy
Drove the series to the Furies,
But the Furies were wry.
And that good old Keck was drinking 'tinis so dry
Vowing, this'll be the way that I die.
This'll be the way that I die.

There was a chick who wore velour
And we pleaded that she eat some more
But she just smiled and turned away.
She went down to her secret store
And soon became the ship's CRACK WHORE,
But T'Pau then said the stigma wouldn't stay.

And on the boards: the posters yelled,
The lovers cried, and the 'shippers kvelled
But not a word was wasted;
The recapper, she lambasted.
And the three Sirs I admire most:
The Sisko, Kirk, and the baldy Brit,
They said they'd rather not submit
The day the franchise died.

And they were singin'
Bye-bye, Mr. Star Trek Guy
Drove the series to the Furies,
But the Furies were wry.
And that good old Keck was drinking 'tinis so dry
Vowing, this'll be the way that I die.
This'll be the way that I die.