MONDO EXTRAS

Fourth TOS Movie? The Hell It Is!

by Keckler And Sara M September 10, 2004 11:00 PM

Up in space, tin can 'n' Wilson shriek. Twice.

Down in engineering, the whales are in their tanks, probably thinking that they would have been better off against the Finns. The section is flooded, and Scotty and Annie are doing their best to stay above water. It's difficult for them both because Annie's carrying all that extra weight in her sweater and Scotty's carrying all that extra weight, period. Kirk bangs on the door and then pries it open. Annie and Scotty rush out, Annie's first concern being her stupid whales, which Scotty reports are trapped because the bay doors don't have any power because someone didn't think ahead that as soon as the ship got near the probe, it would lose all its power. Oh, well! Kirk to the rescue! He starts removing his coat, ordering Scotty to abandon ship and close the hatch behind him. "Admiral! You'll be trapped!" Scotty says. Well, of course Kirk will be trapped. Then he'll escape, and be the hero. Doesn't Scotty know how it goes by now?

Annie and Scotty hold hands and take off, while Kirk spends some time underwater. I'm ever so glad he took that coat off, because it makes it even easier to see his man boobs. ["Can I just say that the whole scene is the most unsexy wet t-shirt contest ever?" -- Keckler] Kirk pulls open a panel and tugs on some wires inside it until something snaps.

The pod bay doors open to the sound of Suspenseful Violins. It's a cool-looking shot, with the bubbles coming out of the doors and all. Outside the ship, Annie and Scotty make their way onto the tiny ledge of the ship poking out of the water, where the rest of the crew has assembled.

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